Unsure about you, however, I’m admittedly overwhelmed or burnt out with all the political brouhaha these days, so I feel we are in need of some well.deserved humor in this article. A friend sent this fun story/joke, titled “What Religion is Your Bra” (obviously meant for primarily women…but a few good men as well).
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?”
“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”
Relieved, the man asked about the types to which the saleslady replied: “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple… The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.”
BONUS Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs… {B} Barely there. {C} Can’t Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Oh…They forgot the German bra. Hotzemfromfloppen!!
A Bra Sidenote: Back in the 70’s when the bra-burning women’s lib movement was happening, a test could be taken to discern whether a bra was needed or not. And how did I know about this, because I was in the midst of this women’s movement back in the day. This was called the “pencil test”. Basically one would place a pencil under each breast one at a time and once you stood up if the pencil dropped out you were good to not have to wear a bra…however, if the pencil was held…you should be sporting a bra. OK…this may be too much information for you but do keep in mind this was over 40 years ago) I had the dubious distinction of either going with or without a bra those days…what a deal!!
More Humor: A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Bud Lite and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them back. It’s a waste of money,” demands the wife.
He does so and they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts, “So does 24 cans of Bud Lite and it’s half the price.”
HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7
Let’s keep laughing Warriors…it’s good for our holistic wellness. (smile)